Thursday, June 4, 2009

A Short Story

"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted, The End."

Courtesy of DD

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Additionally...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl to marry him and the girl said 'NO!' and the girl lived happily ever after, not having to account for her shoe purchases or shave her legs or wear makeup or clean up boy filth or ruin her figure with babies or give blowjobs. The End.

DD

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately...

The woman could not afford any shoes, therefore had no need to account for shoe purchases she could have had if she only answered yes to the proposal. Subsequently, because of her lack of personal hygiene she became stagnant sitting in her lawn chair outside her trailer wishing she remembered the last time she had the privilege of giving a blowjob.

RG

Megsaintg said...

LOL Amazing all around

Anonymous said...

DD would like to point out to RG That DD does, in fact, support her own shoe habit. Additionally I would like to state for the record that RG is incapable of folding laundry. Not even hand towels. SO SUCK IT RG!!

DD

Megsaintg said...

Except for that offensive last one RG... uhh ladies can make their own money infact I know a bunch of women who have to take care of their men these days

Anonymous said...

RG would like to point out that DD does, in fact, He can totally fold a hand towel. Additionally I would also like to state for the record that DD is incapable of entering Costco with out being heavily medicated. RX_____RG______ Prescription filled!

Post Script:
@Megs, It’s a battle of the sexes.. lighten up.

RG